Posted by TVJ_1 at spider-tr031.proxy.aol.com on September 02, 2001 at 02:51:19:
In Reply to: WHAT'S YOUR MOST FAVO(U)RITE JAY LINE(S)?????? posted by Jay Phat Budz on September 02, 2001 at 01:49:39:
'CLERKS'
5-"Noinch, noinch, noinch. Smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin beers. Pack of wraps, my good man, time to kick back, drink some beers and shhmoke some weed!"
4-"No, wait, I fucked up. What's a good plate wit nuthin' on it."
3-"Whatchu want, Grizzly Addams?"
2-"I don't care if she's my cousin or not, Ima knock those boots again tonight."
1-"Come on, Silent Bob, let's get the fuck out of this fuckin' gyp joint wit' dis fuckin' faggot Dante. You cocksmoker!"
'MALLRATS'
5-"I attack the structure, Wolvie Berzerk style, knock out da fuckin' pin, and bickety bam, the motherfucker is rubble. Hence, no game show."
4-"DO IT, DOUG!"
3-*not a line, but when he kicks Mosier after Brodie knocks him out, I laugh my fuckin ass off every time*
2-"Are you watchin' this shit, man, it's FUCKED UP!"
1-"I tell you what you need, it's a phatty boom batty blunt! And then i guarantee ya see a sailboat, an ocean and maybe even soma then big tittied mermaids doin' soma dat lesbian shit. LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, YOU SLOPPY BITCH!...Dude, you a mad chick magnet."
[side note : the BEST Mewes line ever is on the DVD commentary for 'Rats when he says "Welcome to side 2! Micheal Rooker's opening up wit John Hancock and Billy Bob Thornton." that shit is too funny.]
'CHASING AMY'
5-"Bitch pressin' charges? I get that alot."
4-"Just tell your fuckin' story already, so we can get outta here and smoke dis."
3-"Yerd ating fingercuffs, you silly sonovabitch! Wait, I thought she was all gay and shit?"
2-"KNOCK DAT SHIT OFF! We got a bus to catch."
1-"Snootchie Bootchies. Whodafuk talks like dat? That is fuckin' baby talk"
'DOGMA'
5-"I dunno who those kids were, but they'd've kicked your and lunchboxes ASSES if I hadn't represented."
4-"Cross-dressin' fuck."
3-"I'd say we got about five minutes to live, you said you'd fuck me."
2-"Yo, I hear pregnant women can have sex up 'till thier third trimester."
1-"I didn't cum in you, Pete, I swear."
[note: best line of this flick comes from the deleted scenes when Jay says "Silent Bob, CAP THESE PUNK MONKEY BICTHES!"]
'JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK'
5-"Hey, law dog! See you in Hell, cocksmoker!!"
4-*smack*"Fuck you, fatty!"
3-"But my tubby husband here? He LOVES tha cock!"
2-"Hey, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?...Yeeeah."
1-"I can't buhlieve i'm gonna get da poossy for stealin da mooonkey, stealin' da little moonkeeey!"
T V J M C L O U T
PS: Bets line from the cartoon : "It's only funny if ya talk, stupid."