Posted by TheEnterprise at spider-mtc-ta073.proxy.aol.com on September 02, 2001 at 02:49:36:
See, if yous guys REALLY wanted to be #1 in the box office, Jay should have been Asian, and should have made black jokes, see. Bob should have been black, and made Asian jokes. Then, Matt Damon could have, like, been a cartoon ogre that shoots down Japanese planes bombing Pearl Harbor while Ben Affleck tries to learn how to screw in a beach house with his nutty pals and stuff. Top it off with some fake-looking dinosaurs, and you've got a hit.
See, isn't this movie writing stuff easy?