Posted by Mr Shrapnel at 195.44.204.19 on September 01, 2001 at 20:03:54:
In Reply to: Re: Frank? Frank, are you there? posted by Circsmonky on September 01, 2001 at 19:51:29:
: Thanx for that do keep reading them
What a polite boy! People told me there was no curtesy left in the world but you've shown them, you've shown the all! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to print this message out, maybe colour it in a bit, draw some nice flowers in the corners, and I'm going to go down the local pub to ask the pissed and fermented that leave to please keep the noise down a bit, there's people sleeping. And when they call me a pus sucking wanker and try to push me with the speed and dexterity of a limbless cow, I'll show them this message, and I'll say 'Look! For here is a boy that KNOWS how to be polite! Here is a boy that knows the pleasure of a well aimed benevolent smile! Be ASHAMED! He is but a wee sapling yet he fucking wipes the floor with your arse, sir!' And, hopefully, they'll look a bit embarrassed, mumble an apology and return, quietly, to their meandering off to find the nearest phone box to piss into.
Then again, I might not.
Andy.