Posted by rjavier at h-207-228-85-239.gen.cadvision.com on September 01, 2001 at 12:44:09:
Hey!
I'd just like to tell Kevin Smith that I think this recent movie, as well as the previous four (Mallrats to a lesser extent), was hillarious. I do, however, have one grievance. No warning was given and there was no indication in the trailers that this movie is so side-splittingly funny that all loose articles should be secured before entering the theatre. As a result, I no longer know the whereabouts of my wallet, my building parking pass, my black Nike visor, my left sock, Jay the action figure's right arm, two of my five lucky marbles (the glassy and the cloudy), and about $2.53 in change. Had I known, I would have worn pants with zipper pockets. I'm realy broken up about this and only rehashing scenes from your movie relieves the constant heartache. Perhaps a new pair of Jay and Silent Bob action figures will end my suffering. Who knows? It's worth a shot, don't you think, Kevin? I can call you Kevin, can't I? --Rey