ot a Dilettante, just an idiot

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: : Kevin, dude. I hope you realize that you used your last "Get out of Jail : : Free" card up with Bob & Harvey with your latest fiasco. : Fiasco? Hadly. J&SBSB was exatctly what it was meant to be: a very funny movie. Granted, you have to be in line with Kevin Smith's sense of humor, but I laughed like hell and didn't regret spending money to see it at all. : : I was really wanting to like "Jay & Silent Bob", but not entirely : : surprised when it turned out to be another self-indulgent piece o' : : crap. : Want to explain this one? He WROTE the fucking thing. Self indulgent in what way? : : You've made a total of four films to date, J&SB not included, do you : : really think this constitutes a body of work worthy of a retrospective? : Learn the difference between the words "cameo" and "retrospective". Once you have, we'll talk. : : To recap: : : Clerks showed promise of great thinks to come. : I agree with that. : : Mallrats wasn't that great thing, but it was a good time. : I liked MALLRATS. A little heavy on the ass jokes, but it was funny. : : Chasing Amy was your Mona Lisa, as long as you didn't mind the fact : : that it was visually uninspired (variations on a two-shot) and : : basically spoken in one voice. : Who the hell are you, Gordon Willis?! The only thing I disliked about CHASING AMY was the fact that Ben Affleck's character turned out to be a macho unsympatetic moron. : : Dogma was, well, pretty damn bad... and it gets worse with each : : successive viewing. : Hey, motherfucker, I just bought the DOGMA SE on DVD and I LOVE that movie! I don't know if you grew up Catholic, but I did and let me tell you that he hit the nail DIRECTLY on the head with exactly what's wrong with organized religion, Catholicism in particular. : : Now this... a rehash of references to all of the above with some : : topical humor (owe yeah, and how did you get so p-whipped that you : : put your modestly attractive wife in the same league with Eliza, : : Shannon and Ali....if they were a spoof on Charlies Angels, what was : : she, one of Jerry's Angels? I understand, put up, or no put out, it's : : rough.) : I thought she looked just fine. This is a personal attack and nothing more. Are you THAT desperate for attention from the people that run this site that you have to rely on personal attacks? Sad, Junior. Very sad. : : : Kev, take some of your own best advice. be Holden fucking McNeil : : and write something personal like Chasing Amy, but not as didactic : : or prosaic as Dogma. : Oooh, does it hurt when something makes you think? Just rub your head and watch SAVED BY THE BELL. I'm sure you'll feel better. : : Your current path is going to lead nowhere. : Much like this thread. : : Oh, and if you and Mewes show up at my door looking to kick my ass, : : you don't stand a chance, lunchbox. : *Yawn*

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