Posted by Alferd Packer at ci429928-a.athen1.ga.home.com on August 28, 2001 at 09:48:18:
In Reply to: Best Thing That Could Have Happened To Her posted by Mike Oxlong on August 28, 2001 at 03:01:23:
Good thing Jesus died when he did. He'd be walking around, age 50, overweight, ugly, "HEY I'M THE SON OF GOD! LOVE ME! GET ME A CHEESEBURGER!"
He also says that if he could go back in time, he'd go back to the 1950's and shoot Elvis in the fucking head so Elvis can be remembered as the 50's Elvis - not the balding 70's druggie Elvis.