Posted by droog at 1cust10.tnt1.lexington.ky.da.uu.net on August 28, 2001 at 02:09:55:
In Reply to: All you cocks want to... posted by Viewy Askew on August 28, 2001 at 01:47:39:
: : I have a prediction on what he would say in response:
: : : 1) In the movie, when Jay and your-self were in the van with your wife and the other chicks and Jay made the reference to Silent Bob ďBusting his first cherryĒ at Quick Stop, was that a real life reference>?
: : Smith: No, that was just a joke.
: : : 2) If you donít mind telling me, what was the budget for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back>?
: : Smith: Arround 20 million.
: : : 3) How did you get your start with Clerks, did you just go to Miramax and put it on some guys desk, did you have friends in the bizz>? And if it was friends in the bizz, would you be my friend in the film industry>?
: : Smith: I got it noticed in various festivals, and i'd rather shoot myself than be your friend, you stupid horse.
: : : 4) Where did you come up with the ideas for the other 4 flicks>? Meaning like the dialog and the premise>?
: : Smith: From morons such as yourself.
: : : 5) Did you write the part your wife played specifically for her, and if so, did you write her character to kind of resemble your character, because she really didnít have much dialog>?
: : Smith: For Christ's sake, does this really matter?
: : : 6) What advice can you give me, I want to be a film maker, like your-self, but I donít know how to go about it besides film school, and even thatís a little shaky because I want to go to a good film school but I donít have one here in Rhode Island, so where can you say is a good film school, or even the one you went to>?
: : Smith: Here's the advice. Forget film and try being a cashier or a clown.
: : : 7) Alright, last one, I have a couple of scripts Iím trying to write, but I am focused on one of them at this point in time, but I canít get it to go anywhere, at least in my opinion I canít, so is there anyway I could e-mail, or even snail-mail you a copy of it and maybe if you get some time you could read it over and give me some pointers on the dialog and such, I would love for you to do that, but it would be understandable if you couldnít, just let me know>?
: : Smith: Yeah here's my email- firstname.lastname@example.org
: : i think that's it.
: you people keep on being chicken shits, and making fun of me, but even Vincent siad it to me at the Vulgarthon, this is how you A, get a name for your-self, and 2, shut cock smokers like you up when I'm making money doing something that I like, and you're stuck answering phones for the rest of your life, so fuck off, ass monkeys.
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