Posted by Thlayli at rdu162-232-038.nc.rr.com on August 27, 2001 at 23:23:03:
Heh. GodDAMN I'm such an idiot. Hi everybody, new to the board, all that crap, not gonna introduce myself, don't care if you know me yet.
I hope the board accepts html.
Kevin: Took me well over a day to finally remember to remind myself to come here after I saw the movie. I'm pretty sure I don't need to be specific about which movie. To sum up my reaction, I laughed my ass off the whole way through, just like I do just about every time I read or see something of yours.
*Wipes brown coating off nose*
I mean, seriously, you fuckin' rule, it's just one of those things that trancends mere ruledness and delves closer to, well, to cleanliness, which is next to godliness, I think.
*Glance in the mirror, which I forgot to mention earlier, and a fresh brown coating is wiped away, but it looks like there's a stain. Again, the noses is wiped, but the stain stubbornly remains...*
What the hell?
*Furious facial wiping commences.*
It won't... it doesn't... AIIIIGH! Why won't it come off?!
*Eventually, the tip of the nose is bleeding and raw, the bone long-since broken. He crumbles to the ground in a fetal position, muttering near-silently...*
(mumble mumble)... unclean... unclean... the horror... unclean...