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: If we're to take the number one spot this weekend, I'm going to have to : shamelessly (or shamefully) ask for your help today (or tonight)... : I need you to go pay to see the flick again. Today. Saturday. Not Sunday : (although, feel free to go again Sunday, if you're so inclined); but : SATURDAY. : Right now, we were number one for last night. But the margin between us : and the number two flick ('American Pie 2') was about four hundred grand. : I'd like to make that margin much wider, so that we can comfortably slide : into first place for the weekend - which would be a View Askew first (and : probably last). : So if you saw it last night (or last week), please pay to see it again : tonight. And bring a few friends. Or a few thousand friends even. : Because it's really important to win the Saturday, if we're to win the : weekend. And if we win the weekend... : Well, there's a surprise in store for ya'll if we win the weekend. A very : nice surprise, if you like Jay and Silent Bob. : So help a brother out. Please. : Tell you what - I'll sweeten the pot: anyone that sends in a Friday night : AND Saturday night ticket stub gets a free, signed and personalized 'Jay : and Silent Bob' mini-poster. Seriously. The ticket stubs have to be from : the same theater, with two respective dates b gets a free, signed and personalized 'Jay : and Silent Bob' mini-poster. Seriously. The ticket stubs have to be from : the same theater, with two respective dates on them (Aug 24th and Aug 25th : only). : Send the above-described ticket stubs and name to... : Kev's Utter Lack of Dignity : c/o View Askew : 3 Harding Road : Red Bank, NJ : 07701 : I know this may come off as desperate, but there's one more thing I'd like : to do with Jay and Bob before I put 'em to bed, and in order to do that, we : need to win the weekend. So you're help would be much appreciated (and : rewarded). : But regardless of what happens... : Right now... : We're number one. : Woo-hoo! : ********** : *********** : **********

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Posted by Kevin at spider-ta071.proxy.aol.com on August 25, 2001 at 12:36:05:

If we're to take the number one spot this weekend, I'm going to have to
shamelessly (or shamefully) ask for your help today (or tonight)...

I need you to go pay to see the flick again. Today. Saturday. Not Sunday
(although, feel free to go again Sunday, if you're so inclined); but
SATURDAY.

Right now, we were number one for last night. But the margin between us
and the number two flick ('American Pie 2') was about four hundred grand.
I'd like to make that margin much wider, so that we can comfortably slide
into first place for the weekend - which would be a View Askew first (and
probably last).

So if you saw it last night (or last week), please pay to see it again
tonight. And bring a few friends. Or a few thousand friends even.
Because it's really important to win the Saturday, if we're to win the
weekend. And if we win the weekend...

Well, there's a surprise in store for ya'll if we win the weekend. A very
nice surprise, if you like Jay and Silent Bob.

So help a brother out. Please.

Tell you what - I'll sweeten the pot: anyone that sends in a Friday night
AND Saturday night ticket stub gets a free, signed and personalized 'Jay
and Silent Bob' mini-poster. Seriously. The ticket stubs have to be from
the same theater, with two respective dates on them (Aug 24th and Aug 25th
only).

Send the above-described ticket stubs and name to...

Kev's Utter Lack of Dignity
c/o View Askew
3 Harding Road
Red Bank, NJ
07701

I know this may come off as desperate, but there's one more thing I'd like
to do with Jay and Bob before I put 'em to bed, and in order to do that, we
need to win the weekend. So you're help would be much appreciated (and
rewarded).

But regardless of what happens...

Right now...

We're number one.

Woo-hoo!

**********
***********
**********

Follow Ups:

• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks SuperGenius! 12:27:43 8/26/01 (0)
• All this penny ante negotiating... SimplySilent 12:19:29 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks 9Cow 12:11:51 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks lady_Cack 12:04:00 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks lady_Cack 12:01:19 8/26/01 (0)
• Who will be signing the poster? Jaysbitch 11:49:52 8/26/01 (0)
• Kevin, Does the sneak preview count kiddjason 11:29:42 8/26/01 (1)
  • Re: Kevin, Does the sneak preview count Violent Rey 12:01:01 8/26/01 (0)
• ahhh THIS SUXS! Kevin READ PLEASE!! Bullz 11:28:25 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks InnocentBarstools 11:27:20 8/26/01 (0)
• I saw it both days, but at two different theaters. DJEvil 11:12:06 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks InnocentBarstools 10:06:55 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Jerky 09:42:43 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Jerky 09:41:18 8/26/01 (0)
• Multiples of posters? dreyfax 08:06:08 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks tfronky 05:43:58 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Pooh Bear 05:00:12 8/26/01 (0)
• GO, DAMN YOU, GO!!! SubSane 04:23:49 8/26/01 (0)
• movie name not written on the stub.... lordyuric 04:22:58 8/26/01 (1)
  • Re: movie name not written on the stub.... Flashfire 07:07:47 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks DEADPOOL623 03:52:15 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks jasonmewesisgorgeous 03:40:22 8/26/01 (0)
• WHY the same theatre stipulation Kev? Boo Boo Kitty Fook 03:21:23 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks jsbgeek 03:11:14 8/26/01 (0)
• Whole Stub QBall_420 03:00:20 8/26/01 (0)
• Oops, I'm a fucking moron FatherRedd 02:46:35 8/26/01 (0)
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• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Looking for the Bob 02:39:52 8/26/01 (1)
  • Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Looking for the Bob 02:49:20 8/26/01 (0)
• Will this offer be extended to overseas fans? wesley pipes 02:38:10 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks bbbradk 02:38:06 8/26/01 (0)
• I went twice on Friday....could that count? Enjolaras 02:29:43 8/26/01 (0)
• Run of the R-Rateds! RhinoDude 02:29:34 8/26/01 (1)
  • Re: Run of the R-Rateds! Tons of Fun 12:35:23 8/26/01 (0)
• Kevin, I have a ???? Dav0 02:26:31 8/26/01 (0)
• Damn Kev! I want a poster. autobot73 02:24:32 8/26/01 (0)
• Supersized Poster PUSAROKS 02:11:02 8/26/01 (0)
• Your Back is Gotten djf 02:05:07 8/26/01 (0)
• Dot.com refugees go to the movies! TrinSF 02:03:40 8/26/01 (2)
  • Re: Dot.com refugees go to the movies! PUSAROKS 02:13:53 8/26/01 (1)
    • Re: Dot.com refugees go to the movies! TrinSF 04:50:17 8/26/01 (0)
• Showtime Question Mark2Sexy 01:48:02 8/26/01 (1)
  • ... 3n1gm4 02:16:01 8/26/01 (0)
• I helped as much as I could Kev.... kyle-vein 01:39:33 8/26/01 (0)
• KEVIN!!! HELP A BROTHA OUT!!! DonJuanDellanooch 01:37:14 8/26/01 (0)
• TO KEVIN SMITH huge_dave_tim_fan 01:31:10 8/26/01 (0)
• Twenty minutes... SubSane 01:26:33 8/26/01 (2)
  • 2 Different Theaters? IzUStupid 01:50:34 8/26/01 (1)
    • Re: 2 Different Theaters? Snowleopard 02:27:24 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Mike K 01:24:45 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Nick Bensema 01:24:08 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks GenApathy 01:23:37 8/26/01 (0)
• people sneak-in, but its R, dont be mad iplaythespoons 01:18:58 8/26/01 (1)
  • Re: people sneak-in, but its R, dont be mad Flashfire 07:00:02 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Bob&Anderson 01:17:28 8/26/01 (0)
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• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Bob&Anderson 01:15:05 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Dr. Ryan 01:04:52 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Draco 01:04:42 8/26/01 (0)
• Saw it twice on Friday QuistisFFVIII 01:04:41 8/26/01 (3)
  • Re: Saw it twice on Friday JonH611 01:37:35 8/26/01 (2)
    • clerks : sell out iplaythespoons 01:49:50 8/26/01 (1)
      • Re: clerks : sell out Flashfire 06:55:47 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks DonJuanDellanooch 00:59:09 8/26/01 (0)
• I hate my life Dragoneyes 00:51:30 8/26/01 (0)
• Finally saw twice Dave phat buds 00:50:18 8/26/01 (0)
• Indeed. Hamadryad 00:50:11 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks A.A.C. 00:48:43 8/26/01 (0)
• Kevin! Could you help me!!! JandSBStrikeBack 00:40:18 8/26/01 (0)
• Is animated project dependent on weekend $$? PeteDude 00:30:41 8/26/01 (0)
• mapquest.com sucks mad moose cock 3n1gm4 00:30:11 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Harrisongibb 00:29:14 8/26/01 (0)
• I saw it both days!! and going tomorrow *NT* MichelleleiaFan 00:21:17 8/26/01 (0)
• Sneak Ins DrTom-O 00:06:31 8/26/01 (3)
  • Good news and bad news, there. . . PeteDude 00:25:28 8/26/01 (2)
    • Re: Good news and bad news, there. . . Flashfire 00:38:29 8/26/01 (1)
      • The moralist in me agrees with you, James. . . PeteDude 00:56:30 8/26/01 (0)
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• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks jdbears89 23:47:37 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Moobie Girl 23:44:14 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks The Future Mrs. Mewes 23:43:07 8/25/01 (0)
• dude toma 23:34:00 8/25/01 (2)
  • Re: dude TheSalsaShark 00:04:17 8/26/01 (1)
    • yup! toma 01:21:28 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks SilentBobNo1Fan 23:33:20 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks bbkf 23:32:22 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks FoundryMusic 23:19:18 8/25/01 (1)
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• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks DeliBoy 23:16:22 8/25/01 (0)
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• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Jedi Paul 22:55:11 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks cmong 22:52:18 8/25/01 (0)
• No Dates on Tickets! loser1011 22:47:37 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks KatieinMD 22:47:08 8/25/01 (0)
• fucking theatre nazis dave_guarino 22:38:57 8/25/01 (1)
  • Re: fucking theatre nazis DrTom-O 23:49:34 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Umi Kodomorei 22:35:58 8/25/01 (1)
  • jay and kevin Umi Kodomorei 22:41:45 8/25/01 (0)
• Jay and Silent Bob kick ass, make another movie! Lobo561 22:35:29 8/25/01 (0)
• cheap tickets Victor_Kruger 22:23:09 8/25/01 (0)
• JSBSBkicks more ass than a kung fu midget on crank 3n1gm4 22:17:44 8/25/01 (0)
• Detroit - Representin' Mad Cat 22:06:42 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Mad Cat 22:03:20 8/25/01 (0)
• How about Saturday and Sunday? empcisco 21:50:05 8/25/01 (0)
• Twice on Friday?! Nicless 21:47:36 8/25/01 (0)
• Consider it done! 3Dsailboat 21:35:32 8/25/01 (1)
  • why IS "Mallrats" left out? Violent Rey 01:18:46 8/26/01 (0)
• Well that just completley rocks 3n1gm4 21:29:30 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks garbageman 21:28:54 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks 3n1gm4 21:25:46 8/25/01 (0)
• that's 2 days in a row 4 me. gramp 21:25:05 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks 3Dsailboat 21:15:13 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Violent Rey 21:08:55 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks The Unknown 21:05:42 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks TheKeenGuy 21:04:51 8/25/01 (1)
  • 2 saturdays of J&SB OG43 21:18:26 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Killer_Beer_Coaster 21:04:45 8/25/01 (1)
  • Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Killer_Beer_Coaster 21:29:25 8/25/01 (0)
• Why do we have to go to the same Theater???? Jason B 20:58:26 8/25/01 (3)
  • Re: Why do we have to go to the same Theater???? dexter finster 01:09:05 8/26/01 (2)
    • Re: Why do we have to go to the same Theater???? Violent Rey 01:15:38 8/26/01 (1)
      • Re: Why do we have to go to the same Theater???? dexter finster 01:20:22 8/26/01 (0)
• My battle is over ......... The Unknown 20:55:48 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Jason B 20:55:23 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Bryan Harley 20:48:56 8/25/01 (0)
• 8 tickets so far Kevin!!! Inigo_Montoya 20:45:04 8/25/01 (0)
• How about two tickets from sat.??? i was busy on Jeff Greenback- 20:39:36 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Spam_27 20:37:57 8/25/01 (0)
• Thanks again Kevin! xanderfrohike 20:37:03 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Bung_Ree 20:29:51 8/25/01 (1)
  • Who said last movie? Violent Rey 01:14:02 8/26/01 (0)
• HELP I HAVE A PROBLEM PLEASE! Snoochy Boochies 20:16:47 8/25/01 (0)
• I going to see j&sbSB tonight 2 times with my(KEV) Jeff Greenback- 20:14:08 8/25/01 (1)
  • Re: I going to see j&sbSB tonight 2 times with my(KEV) pimpmunky7 20:17:39 8/25/01 (0)
• Does it matter if I am in Canada? YBNormal 20:04:31 8/25/01 (0)
• D'oh!!! cbrewski 19:28:22 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks chrisn 19:20:36 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks M. Roboto 19:17:37 8/25/01 (1)
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• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Evil Dead Witchblade 19:15:58 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Daveus 18:46:39 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Daveus 18:45:30 8/25/01 (0)
• Kev, a note from a dedicated fan pimpmunky7 18:25:49 8/25/01 (1)
  • A "P.S." FROM THE MUNKY TO KEVIN pimpmunky7 20:12:31 8/25/01 (0)
• YOU RULE KEVIN porygon 18:24:49 8/25/01 (0)
• Tickets in the mail, and Phantoms like a mo fucker Krem Ulix 18:23:33 8/25/01 (3)
  • Funny Mewes Wrangler 20:11:45 8/25/01 (2)
    • Re: Funny pimpmunky7 20:15:28 8/25/01 (1)
      • Re: Funny travesty95 22:32:22 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks PanzerDSS 18:12:41 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks PanzerDSS 18:11:02 8/25/01 (0)
• Hot for Kevin...but... setf 18:10:16 8/25/01 (2)
  • Re: Hot for Kevin...but... existenz 18:52:29 8/25/01 (1)
    • Re: Hot for Kevin...but... setf 22:16:33 8/25/01 (0)
• hear my plea .......... The Unknown 18:06:23 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks SILENTBOB_AND_JAY 17:47:29 8/25/01 (1)
  • We got an answer... Violent Rey 01:04:48 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Brian & Michelle 17:40:38 8/25/01 (0)
• My theatres stub doesnt have "JSBSB" or anything.. Mallrat #17 17:39:52 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Browndog Fett 17:39:15 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Dave phat buds 17:37:26 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Dave phat buds 17:35:03 8/25/01 (0)
• Dang, already bought a poster .... cmong 17:33:02 8/25/01 (0)
• The Flick and Jerseys Big Bopper 17:29:45 8/25/01 (1)
  • >>>>EXTRA!!! EXTRA!!! READ ALL ABOUT IT<<<< NJberzerker 18:17:37 8/25/01 (0)
• Have the daughter tonight.. what about 2x Fri?? RugMuncher 17:19:17 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks raehl 17:14:22 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks raehl 17:12:46 8/25/01 (0)
• THIS SUCKS! I can't see the movie!! Yoyjiggy 17:00:40 8/25/01 (0)
• Loved the ending MentalMoron187 17:00:26 8/25/01 (0)
• Does this apply in Canada??? swanton-bomb 16:44:27 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: How bout dese apples..... Drudzilla 16:43:45 8/25/01 (0)
• Is advanced ticket stubs OK??? Chasing Jane 16:32:07 8/25/01 (0)
• What about Mewes?? Bo Steil 16:28:58 8/25/01 (0)
• Why the same theater? That's not possible for me. Fat_SomBitch 16:28:30 8/25/01 (1)
  • Just my guess... Violent Rey 00:57:02 8/26/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Bo Steil 16:28:14 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Merin 16:24:34 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Merin 16:24:18 8/25/01 (0)
• Screw Little League, we want JSBSB Hoafxsix 16:10:54 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks FattyBoy 16:09:12 8/25/01 (0)
• What about Saturday & Saturday? *nt* SSJ4Sam 16:07:55 8/25/01 (0)
• more dumbass stub queries bloodninja 16:07:05 8/25/01 (0)
• what do I get for three ticket stubs Kevin? skunksmokinsnoogan 16:04:23 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks punkrock 16:00:34 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks punkrock 15:57:32 8/25/01 (0)
• Hey Kev, can i sign the front of my ticket stubb? Rytau 15:47:33 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Rytau 15:43:10 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks chasing-matt 15:41:02 8/25/01 (0)
• Ohhhh!......I really Wnna GO!!!!! BERSERKER8270 15:17:34 8/25/01 (0)
• can't... damnit I have to clean went Fri tthough.. BERSERKER8270 15:12:44 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Menlo Park Rat 15:05:39 8/25/01 (1)
  • By the way.... Menlo Park Rat 15:38:23 8/25/01 (0)
• What if we saw it friday afternoon? subroc 15:02:51 8/25/01 (0)
• What if we saw it friday afternoon? subroc 14:49:23 8/25/01 (7)
  • Re: What if we saw it friday afternoon? D-Pac 15:15:17 8/25/01 (6)
    • Friday afternoon or night is cool Kevin 15:31:41 8/25/01 (5)
      • Re: Friday afternoon or night is cool DarkSithLord 19:15:36 8/25/01 (0)
      • Re: Friday afternoon or night is cool RyanD 15:52:25 8/25/01 (3)
        • Re: Friday afternoon or night is cool Vaginal_Warrior 16:02:58 8/25/01 (2)
          • Re: Friday afternoon or night is cool(please help) Adam Sweger 16:09:58 8/25/01 (1)
            • Re: Friday afternoon or night is cool(please help) timdabomb 16:12:38 8/25/01 (0)
• damn... ab0b 14:17:50 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks ab0b 14:15:26 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Boo boo kitty fuck 14:14:54 8/25/01 (0)
• Could I just send in a copy? RyanAn 14:03:46 8/25/01 (8)
  • Yeah, sounds good.... Menlo Park Rat 15:27:14 8/25/01 (7)
    • Copies of stubs accepted *nt* Kevin 15:32:35 8/25/01 (6)
      • AHHH CRAP! RyanAn 16:34:27 8/25/01 (5)
        • Yes, I got the second ticket! BubbleBoy...Sheesh RyanAn 19:22:28 8/25/01 (0)
        • Re: AHHH CRAP! SILENTBOB_AND_JAY 18:03:42 8/25/01 (3)
          • Re: AHHH CRAP! Flashfire 18:54:41 8/25/01 (2)
            • FUCKIN KICK ASS! SILENTBOB_AND_JAY 19:03:56 8/25/01 (1)
              • LOL. "Savages" *nt* Flashfire 19:07:52 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks SilentZauN 13:51:23 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks SilentZauN 13:51:07 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks will s 13:47:13 8/25/01 (1)
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• Same theater? D'oh! Captain Quint 13:36:33 8/25/01 (2)
  • Kevin or someone please respond! thatsclutch 20:08:49 8/25/01 (0)
  • Hey, Kevin? Re: Same theater? D'oh! Flashfire 18:59:19 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Maluvis 13:24:52 8/25/01 (1)
  • The Wife and I will be there again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maluvis 13:31:25 8/25/01 (0)
• KEV, CAN TODAY'S BE MATINEE? *n/t* Coopra5000 13:17:14 8/25/01 (1)
  • Can both/either day be matinee? Or does that not.. Diane 13:21:44 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks BartlebyBitch 13:16:13 8/25/01 (0)
• Wife & I saw it twice friday, goin again today =P Christopher Kelly 13:11:43 8/25/01 (0)
• God, I'm a sell-out hrivnak 12:58:01 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks pimple 12:56:56 8/25/01 (1)
  • heh heh... pimple 13:12:36 8/25/01 (0)
• Was going to go again anyway! *NT* catdog 12:53:43 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Scott McCullar 12:53:06 8/25/01 (0)
• or, make that poster out to... RyanD 12:50:48 8/25/01 (0)
• Bring on the free hooch... Q FOR KEVIN. Jack & Dino 12:50:37 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks- P.R. wishes it could HardCharger707 12:49:48 8/25/01 (0)
• GOD DAMN YOU KEVIN SMITH TedHenderson 12:49:32 8/25/01 (1)
  • fuck off dickhead! *nt* y4o2d0a 12:50:37 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Hungry like the wolf 12:48:52 8/25/01 (1)
  • The board is a little screwed today... Hungry like the wolf 12:50:44 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Jack & Dino 12:46:33 8/25/01 (0)
• All I can say is that I'll try Badassfuckinetta 12:45:19 8/25/01 (0)
• Kevin, number of screens? The Masturbating Bear 12:44:12 8/25/01 (30)
  • Re: Kevin, number of screens? Banky Edwards is my Bitch 16:54:44 8/25/01 (0)
  • Re: Kevin, number of screens? Kevin 12:51:43 8/25/01 (28)
    • oops, we burned the pie leandra 22:57:21 8/25/01 (0)
    • AP2 comments, and a BIG THANKS to Kev for 1 shot Marin County Boy 21:01:58 8/25/01 (0)
    • Big American party? Everybody disco dacing? CoachPants 15:11:46 8/25/01 (1)
      • "Who is driving? Oh my God bear is driving, how can this be?" Troyfilm (NetSolo) 02:14:15 8/26/01 (0)
    • The No. 1 Movie in America The Masturbating Bear 13:11:38 8/25/01 (3)
      • My thoughts, exactly, Bear. . . PeteDude 00:17:04 8/26/01 (0)
      • Re: The No. 1 Movie in America Kevin 15:25:58 8/25/01 (1)
        • Re: The No. 1 Movie in America ComicRye 00:29:28 8/26/01 (0)
    • Please... zeta 13:02:48 8/25/01 (0)
    • Re: Kevin, number of screens? CraigStone 12:59:39 8/25/01 (0)
    • You must be joking Fireraven 12:57:07 8/25/01 (8)
      • Re: You must be joking Kevin 15:28:08 8/25/01 (7)
        • I'm still hoping for Vulgarthon Jr. . . PeteDude 00:15:12 8/26/01 (0)
        • Cult???? YBNormal 00:01:13 8/26/01 (0)
        • Yes He said Vulgarathon !!! well Vulgathon KarnorJax 19:15:25 8/25/01 (0)
        • VULGARTHON Bring it on .... Woo Hoo !!! KarnorJax 19:15:01 8/25/01 (0)
        • VULGARTHON Bring it on .... now I'm psycked !! KarnorJax 19:14:41 8/25/01 (0)
        • thanks for the warning Fireraven 19:14:16 8/25/01 (0)
        • Re: You must be joking Aslan Vincent Grealis 16:52:32 8/25/01 (0)
    • You are teasing us... zeta 12:56:22 8/25/01 (0)
    • Why?? Free Beer?? *NT* Glen 12:53:10 8/25/01 (7)
      • More like "Return Of The Mewesi" DJ Andeee B. Demented 12:54:36 8/25/01 (6)
        • I'm so dumb for not guessing 'sequel' *NT* Glen 12:55:50 8/25/01 (5)
          • Well it's only a guess but....... DJ Andeee B. Demented 13:00:00 8/25/01 (3)
            • Jay and Silent Bob chat show?? Glen 13:21:51 8/25/01 (2)
              • I'm thinking..... dreyfax 13:46:14 8/25/01 (1)
                • You can alread buy Jay's ass... Glen 13:59:22 8/25/01 (0)
          • They are going to become Roadies for The Time! imnotreallychris 12:57:37 8/25/01 (0)
• I am there Kevin! I was... zeta 12:44:12 8/25/01 (0)
• Come on.. Free Signed Mini Poster? cmatthes1 12:42:49 8/25/01 (3)
  • Doh! I am such a clam digger man... cmatthes1 12:48:01 8/25/01 (1)
    • sweet deal! NT y4o2d0a 12:49:27 8/25/01 (0)
  • read again he said PERSONALIZED y4o2d0a 12:44:22 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks imnotreallychris 12:42:26 8/25/01 (1)
  • Does it matter what time we see it? imnotreallychris 12:55:08 8/25/01 (0)
• Is this cheating? DJ Andeee B. Demented 12:41:47 8/25/01 (0)
• Re: I Need Your Help, Folks Piefucker 12:40:55 8/25/01 (0)
• quick question y4o2d0a 12:40:41 8/25/01 (0)
• I live in England... Glen 12:40:39 8/25/01 (0)
• I was planning on doing it anyway! Moon Raper 12:40:37 8/25/01 (0)
• Done & done. *nt* captaincranium 12:40:17 8/25/01 (0)
• And take as many friends as you can find Nt Hungry like the wolf 12:38:46 8/25/01 (1)
  • In fact get off the net and go now, everyone Nt Hungry like the wolf 12:43:20 8/25/01 (0)

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: If we're to take the number one spot this weekend, I'm going to have to : shamelessly (or shamefully) ask for your help today (or tonight)... : I need you to go pay to see the flick again. Today. Saturday. Not Sunday : (although, feel free to go again Sunday, if you're so inclined); but : SATURDAY. : Right now, we were number one for last night. But the margin between us : and the number two flick ('American Pie 2') was about four hundred grand. : I'd like to make that margin much wider, so that we can comfortably slide : into first place for the weekend - which would be a View Askew first (and : probably last). : So if you saw it last night (or last week), please pay to see it again : tonight. And bring a few friends. Or a few thousand friends even. : Because it's really important to win the Saturday, if we're to win the : weekend. And if we win the weekend... : Well, there's a surprise in store for ya'll if we win the weekend. A very : nice surprise, if you like Jay and Silent Bob. : So help a brother out. Please. : Tell you what - I'll sweeten the pot: anyone that sends in a Friday night : AND Saturday night ticket stub gets a free, signed and personalized 'Jay : and Silent Bob' mini-poster. Seriously. The ticket stubs have to be from : the same theater, with two respective dates on them (Aug 24th and Aug 25th : only). : Send the above-described ticket stubs and name to... : Kev's Utter Lack of Dignity : c/o View Askew : 3 Harding Road : Red Bank, NJ : 07701 : I know this may come off as desperate, but there's one more thing I'd like : to do with Jay and Bob before I put 'em to bed, and in order to do that, we : need to win the weekend. So you're help would be much appreciated (and : rewarded). : But regardless of what happens... : Right now... : We're number one. : Woo-hoo! : ********** : *********** : **********

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