Posted by MewesWrangler at proxy2.ym1.on.home.com on August 25, 2001 at 14:21:28:
Is Jason Mewes single? I've been WOMAN IN LOVE with him since first laying my eyes on the JERSEY BOY outside the Quick Stop waay back when... I just wanna LAY MY HANDS on him. That boy GIVES LOVE A BAD NAME. Jason is like BAD MEDICINE baby.. and BAD MEDICINE is WHAT I WANT! He makes me WILD IN THE STREETS. I want to RIDE that COWBOY all the way to 8th Ave and back...Across the river to the Jersey Shore...He sets my HEART ON FIRE. He can Snooch and Booch and Smoke and talk.. but I see it baby.. that FIRE in his eyes - it's on the rock and doin' hard time. DESTINATION Jason Mewes... WANTED: Jason Mewes. Just ONE WILD NIGHT with Jay...and I'll make him say "Shannon WHO?!" He's like FINE WINE baby...and WHEN HE GETS DRUNK I'LL BE THE WINE... Please ease my HUNGRY HEART...
ALWAYS,
Mewes Wrangler