Re: I Need Your Help, Folks

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: My two stubs are in the mail...Turtle Creek in Hattiesburg, MS (home of the AFROMAN) was packed, even though four people left after the first five minutes...fuckin wussies... : Everybody was singing along to the closing credits (we've been hearing that shit at frat parties the last two years!) : Snoochie Boochies, : bbkf : : If we're to take the number one spot this weekend, I'm going to have to : : shamelessly (or shamefully) ask for your help today (or tonight)... : : I need you to go pay to see the flick again. Today. Saturday. Not Sunday : : (although, feel free to go again Sunday, if you're so inclined); but : : SATURDAY. : : Right now, we were number one for last night. But the margin between us : : and the number two flick ('American Pie 2') was about four hundred grand. : : I'd like to make that margin much wider, so that we can comfortably slide : : into first place for the weekend - which would be a View Askew first (and : : probably last). : : So if you saw it last night (or last week), please pay to see it again : : tonight. And bring a few friends. Or a few thousand friends even. : : Because it's really important to win the Saturday, if we're to win the : : weekend. And if we win the weekend... : : Well, there's a surprise in store for ya'll if we win the weekend. A very : : nice surprise, if you like Jay and Silent Bob. : : So help a brother out. Please. : : Tell you what - I'll sweeten the pot: anyone that sends in a Friday night : : AND Saturday night ticket stub gets a free, signed and personalized 'Jay : : and Silent Bob' mini-poster. Seriously. The ticket stubs have to be from : : the same theater, with two respective dates on them (Aug 24th and Aug 25th : : only). : : Send the above-described ticket stubs and name to... : : Kev's Utter Lack of Dignity : : c/o View Askew : : 3 Harding Road : : Red Bank, NJ : : 07701 : : I know this may come off as desperate, but there's one more thing I'd like : : to do with Jay and Bob before I put 'em to bed, and in order to do that, we : : need to win the weekend. So you're help would be much appreciated (and : : rewarded). : : But regardless of what happens... : : Right now... : : We're number one. : : Woo-hoo! : : ********** : : *********** : : **********

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