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Posted by Brodie Fan at webspeed2.ica.net on August 24, 2001 at 03:23:33:

In Reply to: Re: Superman's baby posted by Stormin Norman on August 24, 2001 at 03:22:02:

: That kid is on the esculator again!

: : -but they're engaged
: : _doesn't matter it cant happen
: : -why not its bound to come up
: : -loiscan never have superman;s baby. do you think her falopian tubes can handle the sperm? I guarantee you blows a load like a shot gun right through her back.
: : what about her womb? do oyu think its strong enough to carry his child
: : -sure why not
: : -hes an alien for Christ sake! his kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. if lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach.
: : only a woman like wonderwoman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. the only way he can bang regular chiks is w/ a kryptonite condom but that would kill him.

: : : True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

: : : -Brodiefan





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