First time having sex

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Posted by Strider_I at on August 23, 2001 at 22:32:40:

Tomorrow will be the best day of my life
not only will it beat the first time I had sex but it will also beat out the time I took a vow of chastity just to get a Power Glove for the Nintendo.
Santa didn't end up bringing it and I cursed the day I was born by having the first sex of my life.
Of course I was only 11 but that didn't affect the price I was willing to pay for sex.
anyway I'm going to see Jay and Silent Bob SB for the first time tomorrow and I will inevitably cum my pants

actually I have to be honest....tomorrow will be my second time seeing the flick but after the eternity it's been since that sneek peek I feel like it will be a whole new experience.

good luck to those who are actuallly seeing it for the first time.
bring the playboy issue featuring Rosanne Arnold just to keep you from laughing to death.

oh and by the way...smoke a dube and have a ball (not a testicle you nut)

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