Posted by ham_bone at 216-248-160-130.deltacom.net on August 25, 2001 at 00:06:21:
Dude! Problem Child 3! No one will see it coming! Think of all the wacky antics that problem child could get into!
or make some hardcore porn. That way we can all go buy a copy of "Non-Stop Ass Fucking 5" and pretend that we're just doing it because we're entranced by your clever dialogue and not some woman getting DV/DA-ed.