Posted by Pseudo at spider-mtc-th042.proxy.aol.com on August 22, 2001 at 15:54:37:
In Reply to: Stern's a dick posted by Heyward Jablowmi on August 22, 2001 at 15:00:35:
Fred's a smart guy, but I imagined Kevin had him beat in the cerebral department. Of course, those handful of questions can't tell us much.
Stern's just obsessed with Afroman and this song. He'll probably get over it soon, and start talking about how his date with his girlfriend went the night before.
"So I got home and *burp* sat on the couch. I told Robin this before. We went to this Chinese place and I had terrible gas. I just kept on farting for about 2 hours, and I put in this movie to watch. Couldn't finish it, because it was awful, so I decided to just go take a dump. I went to wipe, got it all over my hands, so I used a water pique to wash out my ass. It works extremely well. And then I take a few tissues and start dabbing at my ass, to dry it off."
Of course, this is paraphrasing, but he says something like this at least twice a week.
I'm starting to dislike Stern's show more and more recently. Beetle Juice is usually funny, but now he's egotistical as hell because he's has two CAMEOS in a couple of movies this summer. Now he thinks he's big.
So today Stern talked with him and some girl from the Bubble Boy, then talked with Ralph, John, Gary, and KC about the semantics of ass-wiping. "A real man goes from the back to the front, in one motion."
Hm. Then Kevin got beat by Fred in Win Fred's Money. Then he briefly talked with him, Mewes, and Jennifer. Then Afroman came in, talked with him for a long time, and then plugged Jay and Bob at the end. That was it.
I didn't care about Afroman's life story. He has one generic hit, and it will never happen again.
I would say it was because Kevin's been on before, but even then, Stern talked with Chris Rock the entire time. So I don't know what's up. Kevin gets the bum's rush, no matter whose fault it is.