Posted by DJ Andeee B. Demented at fear.ski.org.nz on August 19, 2001 at 12:41:40:
In Reply to: I got to the movie late. Help me! posted by Chiusano on August 19, 2001 at 12:27:52:
You missed alot of funny jokes........I would say you missed about 20 minutes.....
: Due to a mix-up that was partially my fault, we got to the movie late, right at the part where the nun boots Jay out of the car. So I missed Jay and Bob as kids, missed Brodie, missed Holden, missed Carlin, missed a new disclaimer, missed B. Buster & Smalls' names, missed EVERYTHING. How much screentime did I miss here? 15, 20 minutes?
: Also missed the end credits, thanks to the impatient fucks I was with. To say nothing of The Others. Blast! I'm seriously gonna HAVE to go back on Friday now. Above all else, I missed Brodie! I was so heartbroken when I realized this.
: But I liked the movie. It's more a shoot-the-works party than a real movie, but it's a good time (even though I don't even feel like I saw it, due to all I missed). It's not my favorite of the five, but it's a worthy addition. And it must set a record for sheer number of in-jokes in a single film.
: Too bad Kev altered Jay's Apes rant with the Statue of Liberty. If he'd stuck with the Ape Lincoln thing, it would've been the best joke in the film.
: B. Wolfe