Posted by DJ Andeee B. Demented at fear.ski.org.nz on August 19, 2001 at 12:39:20:
In Reply to: Ah, but it's not the money, it's the principle... posted by Isis on August 19, 2001 at 12:33:38:
because I hardly know you.
: Let's just do it the old-fashioned Jay and Silent Bob way, and beat some teenyboppers in their momma's bush (outside their momma's house).
: I'll drive, you beat. If you really feel the need I'll give you $20 in quarters and a tube sock, but dude, these boys do not know about your fists of fury. We'll put you in a Girl Scout outfit with a box of Thin Mints and bitches will be crawling away in stiches.
: Seriously people, crap on the movie all you like, but how tacky is it to ask for your money back for a sneak preview for which Kevin will not be getting the penny of your ticket price that he would normally be getting?
: I think you hear me knocking. And I think I'm coming in.
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: : I can go to one-two-fif and buy a glock so I can go to all these fuckers houses that are asking for their $7.50 back and get rid of a heap of unoriginal, corny bastards. You didn't like the movie, fine.......at least say something original....the "I want 15 bucks back because the movie sucked and I bought a large popcorn too" joke is played the fuck out. Do people ask you guys for their 15 bucks back after they realize that your mommy wasn't all that she was cracked up to be? Well...maybe one or two but that doesn't make it right and it's a little bit different because Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back never gave anyone crabs or made people never want to have sex again.