Posted by Stormin Norman at 202.33.252.99 on August 03, 2001 at 01:15:08:
I will really crack up if MUFON jumps on the bandwagon! Can you imagine?
Dear Mr. Smith,
We at MUFON (Mutual UFO Network) have viewed your movie JASBSB, and we are sad to say the you are being deflamatory to Aliens. Well the actor Mark Hamil is really Luke Skywalker in real life. He is a good guy. He has the Powers of the Force. But in your movie he plays the Villian Cock Knocker. This can not be true. It will cause confusion in the galaxy. Please stop trying to trick us.
Thank you.
Signed,
The guy in the 3rd trailor house on the left.