Posted by Glen at inktomi1-oxf.server.ntl.com on August 02, 2001 at 15:45:04:
In Reply to: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVBO and a gift for you. posted by BrianLynch on August 02, 2001 at 15:41:55:
: Happy birthday. 31 and look what you've done. Keep it up, man.
: And as a present, I'm going to show you the letter I wrote to GLAAD on your behalf.
: Dear Cry baby Homos,
: Jesus, calm the fuck down. Don't get your pink panties in a bunch. I for one, know that Kevin loves you gays, though not in the way you probably want him to because he wants to go to heaven. You know your problem, aside from the fact that ew, is that you guys need to get laid by like a girl or something. That'll calm you down. Except if YOU are a girl, in which case go get a guy and have REAL sex, none of that stupid fake sex that you march in parades about.
: While I haven't seen JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK, I know it's definitely not as offensive as you sissy maries are making it out to be. Stop being so sensitive, dry your tears and go play hopscotch or something or make muffins or something. Seriously, me and my friends were talking and we think you're stupid.
: Besides, Jay is gay. Look at him.
: And at your next big gay meeting, tell the dude that did CHUCK AND BUCK that he's got a knuckle sandwhich coming to him. Stupid CHUCK AND BUCK with it's weird gay sex that made me feel gross and gave me a boner.
: So leave Kevin alone,
: Sincerely,
: Brian Lynch
: who has a girlfriend
: I think this will change alot of minds. See, I know how the homosexuals think. I know REALLY REALLY well. I walk among them, I talk among them, I sleep among them, and they sleep within me, so take my word for it, this is gonna save Kevin.