Posted by El Bandito Joe at hades.mcleodusa.net on July 30, 2001 at 22:54:07:
In Reply to: Yeah, it's funny until someone gets HURT! posted by MonsterZero on July 30, 2001 at 17:58:21:
: : I was walking across a parking lot today with my 4 yr old son, when for some reason he had an itch on his butt. So he let go of my hand, and reached down the back of his pants to scratch. After which he proceeded to take my hand again. I asked him, " Are you tring to stink palm Daddy?" Of course he had no idea what I was talking about, so I had to explain it to him. He thought that was the funniess thing since the outtakes at the end of Toy Story 2.
: I made of the mistake of letting my kids (6 and 9) watch the Clerks cartoons. Now not a day goes by without hearing them shout out one or more of the following:
: "Is this a gay thing?"
: "Asian porn stars!"
: "It was an ALL-PAINTER three-way, man!"
: "Poor bastards."
: "Do you sell gum?"
: "Can you STILL see me pee?"
: "So long, lesbians."
: "Domo, Tashiro-San."
: "That thing looks like a bong."
: "Why are we walking like this?"
: "It's the Matrix, Neo."
: "Totally classic 'Pfieffer.'" (high five)
: "It's FROZEN!"
: "Kids, if Silent Bob could talk ..." (erupt into giggles)
: "Is it safe?"
: "NAKED ROBBER!"
: It goes on and on, to tell the truth. Thank god I'm divorced, 'cause my ex would stab me in my sleep if she could.