Posted by Isis at nas-200-126.rochester.navipath.net on July 18, 2001 at 17:50:46:
In Reply to: True celebrity story posted by BrianLynch on July 18, 2001 at 16:49:37:
Don't quote me people, I'm not trying to start rumors or anything, but don't you think "Brandon has a Boyfriend" would have been a great title for a 90210 episode?
: Once outside of a club in LA, a drunk Jason Priestly (spelling? Sorry, you know, Brandon Walsh from 90210) touched my sideburns and said "Hey, you should thank me, I made it safe for the straights to have these again".
Now that is very interesting. Because you'd figure if he was referring to himself, he'd say "us straights", right? That IS erotic. All night long I'll be picturing Brandon caressing your cheekbone gently...oh yeah baby, that's the stuff. How on earth did you respond to that? And most importantly, did y'all bone? Share a T-bone? Play ball? Attend the steelworkers' ball? John Henry was a Steel Driving Man?
: He was very nice other than that bit of homophobic-slash-homoerotic nonsense, but I wanted you to know about this.
Armed with this information, I feel confident that I can handle anything life throws at me.
-- i
Everything I need to know I learned from 90210