True celebrity story

Posted by BrianLynch at cc707040-b.etntwn1.nj.home.com on July 18, 2001 at 16:49:37:

In Reply to: Um...it wasn't me. posted by Isis on July 18, 2001 at 16:32:29:

: No seriously, in a weak moment I might have confessed my deep admiration for your sparkling wit, your gracious personality, your soulful gaze, your Dylan McKay circa 1994 sideburns, but I would have never, NEVER told you have a large penis.

Once outside of a club in LA, a drunk Jason Priestly (spelling? Sorry, you know, Brandon Walsh from 90210) touched my sideburns and said "Hey, you should thank me, I made it safe for the straights to have these again".

He was very nice other than that bit of homophobic-slash-homoerotic nonsense, but I wanted you to know about this.

• I made it safe for the straights to look at naked cartoon dudes

Follow Ups:

• BRIAN IS GAY!!!! John Walker 18:59:39 7/19/01 (0)
• Yikes FXguy 17:52:09 7/18/01 (0)
• Oooh...does this mean Brandon has a boyfriend? Isis 17:50:46 7/18/01 (6)
  • ah ah, Careful about taking my name in vain *NT* tBoNe777 18:10:36 7/19/01 (0)
  • Nope. Unattached. *NT* Chiusano 01:38:34 7/19/01 (4)
    • Whoa, how do you know that? Isis 09:35:00 7/19/01 (3)
      • Well, I think I'd KNOW if I had a boyfriend. Chiusano 13:32:23 7/19/01 (2)
        • You must forgive me. I've had too much sugar. Isis 14:04:04 7/19/01 (1)
          • The VH1 Def Leppard Movie FXguy 16:59:23 7/19/01 (0)

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