Oh Eliza

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Posted by Ageless at 1cust254.tnt2.richmond.va.da.uu.net on July 15, 2001 at 01:15:10:

Yipes !

I was recently asked what Summer blockbuster was I most looking forward to.
Did I say "A.I." nope... Did I say "Planet of the Apes" nope...Did I say "Tomb Raider" nope. I said "Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back". And they said "What's That?". Clueless people... What can you do.

My main concern is the cast. The View Askew regulars like Jason and Ben.
A few SNL Alumni, which is cool. Numerous others. But my concern is sitting all the way through a flick with Eliza Dushku in it. I know that the theater employees will have to carry my body out in buckets after just one second of Eliza on the big screen. Sponteneous Human Combustion is real. The last time I will be seen alive is walking into the theater showing JSBSB. How dare you cast a dangerously hot actress like Eliza. How could you even shoot that girl on film without your cameras melting right away ?
That girl is HOT , Hot Hot.

Consider yourself proud to have made a film to make guys like me explode into ash.

Ageless

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She's okay... I guess. Chuz Boy 01:42:43 7/15/01 (5)
- Re: She's okay... I guess. Torgo 02:34:36 7/15/01 (4)
  - Gay as a tree full of parakeets *nt* Do yuh like dags? 09:16:48 7/15/01 (0)
  - Gay as the day is long, mi amigo. Chuz Boy 03:11:09 7/15/01 (2)
    - Re: Gay as the day is long, mi amigo. Torgo 05:14:40 7/15/01 (1)
      - Re: Oh Eliza! Ageless 23:14:50 7/15/01 (0)

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: Yipes ! : I was recently asked what Summer blockbuster was I most looking forward to. : Did I say "A.I." nope... Did I say "Planet of the Apes" nope...Did I say "Tomb Raider" nope. I said "Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back". And they said "What's That?". Clueless people... What can you do. : My main concern is the cast. The View Askew regulars like Jason and Ben. : A few SNL Alumni, which is cool. Numerous others. But my concern is sitting all the way through a flick with Eliza Dushku in it. I know that the theater employees will have to carry my body out in buckets after just one second of Eliza on the big screen. Sponteneous Human Combustion is real. The last time I will be seen alive is walking into the theater showing JSBSB. How dare you cast a dangerously hot actress like Eliza. How could you even shoot that girl on film without your cameras melting right away ? : That girl is HOT , Hot Hot. : Consider yourself proud to have made a film to make guys like me explode into ash. : Ageless

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