Posted by Dead_By_Dawn at 63.230.167.113 on June 12, 2001 at 19:18:58:
In Reply to: Re: You're just as bad, Don posted by Don Simpson on June 12, 2001 at 19:14:24:
How's the weather up on that high horse?
Dead_By_Dawn
: : You're doing exactly the same thing taunting posters just because they don't have a thesaurus beside the computer.
: No, I'm taunting them because the bulk of conversations around here involve juvenile arguments over how to spell "Harbor" ("its not harbour its harbor biyooooootch snootchtothenootchmuthafucka!") theories about Ben Affleck's sexuality, and so many poor, misguided shitheads vying to be the next Jay that, to me, it trivializes everything that "Clerks" stood for, which was getting off your ass and making something of yourself, not hanging around the corner store all your fucking life. And there's nothing wrong with being semiliterate. I know this is an electronic age and all, and you've got Spell Check and stuff, but Spell Check ain't gonna save you or pay your bills.
: And once again, I do not have a thesaurus by my computer.
: :And we're allowed to talk about other films, in fact *gasp* Kevin Smith and the other guys from VA do watch them too! Did you read what Brian Lynch thought of Evolution? Or Swordfish? Are you going to blast him too, because he uses naughty swearwords too...tsk tsk.
: Ah, you must be referring to that phantom sentence. You know, the one I didn't write about an opinion I don't have and didn't express or even allude to. But I apologize; maybe I should've so your argument wouldn't have had so far to travel outta left field. How inconsiderate of me. What I said was that I remember when people talked about Kevin Smith films civilly and saw them as something other than the wickedphattricklyawesome misadventures of Jay and Silent Bob, and they certainly didn't model their lives after them. What does that have to do with people having opinions on other movies? And why would I blast that glorious motherfucker Brian Lynch for using them there swear words? Why is it that people assume that just because you use words they don't normally use that somehow you get all pissy when you see the word "cocksucker"? Or "cocksmoker"? Or the phrase "wrought iron fuck"? Or "Fuck me sideways 'til I shit kittens"? You want me to go Margaret Dumont on your ass? Say, "Well, I never!", sniff, slap monocle to eye and move further into my cocktail party? Ain't gonna happen, baby. World's not that black and white.
: I'll save some blow for you when you get to Heaven, kid.