Posted by Apocolypsecow at adsl-141-157-92-94.baltmd.adsl.bellatlantic.net on June 05, 2001 at 20:47:59:
In Reply to: NO DIS UK! posted by LukeyM on June 05, 2001 at 19:54:19:
: If we're all mis-spelling, grammatical horrors with bad teeth and repetetive questions...does that make you fat, loud-mouthed, Springer addicted trailer trash or do you always generalize people? For one, how many english fems do you know? Every fem i've dated has been hot. Or does that mean you have about fourteen fingers on one hand?
: Now excuse me while I go...er....let my teeth rot.
: p.s - Don't moan about grammer if you can't use it correctly yourself.
: (Spaced and fullstops count as grammer also.)
Wow a whole 14 really? That's almost the 2nd cousin of the neighbor of a guy that knows someone who read a magazine article about a movie about some guy who once did something impressive.
Its not our fault the english were isolated for a long time on that island with a rather limited gene pool thus causing rampant, if accidental, inbreeding.
As an added bonus, Jerry Springer is English and you probably noticed, has a late night show there. He was also drummed out of the mayor's office in Cincinatti for paying hookers with city checks, but I digress.
The point is English people are ugly, and that's why all English bands hope to hit it big in America so they can tour over here and have sex with American groupies with large silicone breasts and collagen lips, because as we all know Americans are amazingly caught up in the Cult of Celebrity, and the English would never do that... nope...uh uh...never...wait they do...damn. OK so England is basically the ugly older sister of America. Quit being jealous and keeping us from dating Sweden.