Posted by Darth Dobbin at 208-58-249-119.s119.tnt1.nwhv.ct.dialup.rcn.com on May 21, 2001 at 20:17:35:
In Reply to: sex w/Bottle-nose dolphins... posted by mamalookaboobooday s&m shop on May 21, 2001 at 20:08:04:
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: I've screwed a beer bottle.... let me tell you, if thats any indication of what its like with that blasted dolphin...
Either way this action went down, with you either "pitching" or "catching," it don't make you Joe Suave. No, no it don't.
I mean, christ, your PINKIE can get stuck in a beer bottle. And if the bottle in question was the "man" in the scenario, then I hope you at least removed the cap. Ouch.
Ick, in any case; ick all around.
Lends a whole new meaning to the "This Bud's for YOU." slogan, though.
Ick.
Also those beer commercials where the guy is looking longingly at what you THINK is a beautiful woman, but then the camera moves, and you realize, no, he's ga-ga for the BEER- those now have a far more sinister and seamy quality, in light of your stunning revelation.