Re: jay & silent bob

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Posted by tBoNe777 at otto.spillmanfarmer.com on May 23, 2001 at 20:09:57:

In Reply to: jay & silent bob posted by 37! on May 23, 2001 at 19:31:36:

Hi there. welcome to the world of being flamed on the ViewAskew WWWboard.
I, being a kind soul, will begin the flaming.
I will be as gentle as I can.

1. I assume you are a newbie here. Click your BACK button on your browser until you hit that thing that explains the WWWBoard rules, find the hyperlink marked the SUMMARIES, and click there.

Too much trouble? okay, pookie. here's ya info, any damn way...

1. Jay and Silent Bob are gay. flamingly gay. scarily flamingly gay. they have been since they both f'ed a dead guy in the bathroom of a convience store in this great little gay opus called "clerks".

2. Silent Bob is the talkative one who uses cute Pikachu-like catch phrases, such as "snootchie bootches". Jay is his pudgey, quiet, but cuddly (and gay, did I mention really really gay?) longtime companion.

3. The characters of Jay and Silent Bob were once icons of the American Independent film scene of the 1990's. Since their heyday, however, they have become bloated corporate icons, little more than rubber stamps slapped on all manner of products, services, and life insurance sales packages employed by a multi-national conglomerate enterprise which thrives on selling all manner of products, services, and life insurance sales packages to the bourgeosie of the American management and technician social classes.

4. Still with me? good. Jay and Silent Bob are actually based on living people. Their real-life dopplegangers were brilliant yet unacknowledged
theoretical mathematicians who ended up ironically working in the Mathematics building at Yale University. The creator of that gay-as-hell musical gem "clerks", one Mr. Kevin Tarantino, met Jay and Bob at Yale, one sunny afternoon, and the rest, as they say, is history.

5. Jay and Silent Bob (the horrendously open and public homosexual duo who have ignited the screen so many times before) will be back this summer STARRING IN THEIR OWN FILM! It's confusingly titled, Jurrasic Park III.
Expect a (gay) laugh riot nonetheless.

I hope this cleared things up for you

snootchie bootches indeed!

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: Hi there. welcome to the world of being flamed on the ViewAskew WWWboard. : I, being a kind soul, will begin the flaming. : I will be as gentle as I can. : 1. I assume you are a newbie here. Click your BACK button on your browser until you hit that thing that explains the WWWBoard rules, find the hyperlink marked the SUMMARIES, and click there. : Too much trouble? okay, pookie. here's ya info, any damn way... : 1. Jay and Silent Bob are gay. flamingly gay. scarily flamingly gay. they have been since they both f'ed a dead guy in the bathroom of a convience store in this great little gay opus called "clerks". : 2. Silent Bob is the talkative one who uses cute Pikachu-like catch phrases, such as "snootchie bootches". Jay is his pudgey, quiet, but cuddly (and gay, did I mention really really gay?) longtime companion. : 3. The characters of Jay and Silent Bob were once icons of the American Independent film scene of the 1990's. Since their heyday, however, they have become bloated corporate icons, little more than rubber stamps slapped on all manner of products, services, and life insurance sales packages employed by a multi-national conglomerate enterprise which thrives on selling all manner of products, services, and life insurance sales packages to the bourgeosie of the American management and technician social classes. : 4. Still with me? good. Jay and Silent Bob are actually based on living people. Their real-life dopplegangers were brilliant yet unacknowledged : theoretical mathematicians who ended up ironically working in the Mathematics building at Yale University. The creator of that gay-as-hell musical gem "clerks", one Mr. Kevin Tarantino, met Jay and Bob at Yale, one sunny afternoon, and the rest, as they say, is history. : 5. Jay and Silent Bob (the horrendously open and public homosexual duo who have ignited the screen so many times before) will be back this summer STARRING IN THEIR OWN FILM! It's confusingly titled, Jurrasic Park III. : Expect a (gay) laugh riot nonetheless. : I hope this cleared things up for you : snootchie bootches indeed!

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