Posted by Schroedingers Cat at adsl-141-155-150-126.nyc.adsl.bellatlantic.net on May 21, 2001 at 21:32:40:
In Reply to: "(If) I had my finer up my ass?" posted by UglyApe on May 21, 2001 at 21:10:30:
: In Chasing Amy, when Holden and Alyssa are on the swings, Holden says, "If I had my finger up my ass, I wouldn't say I've had anal sex." Does he say "if", or is he stating that he has had his finger up up his own ass. I can't quite tell if there is an "if" at the beginning of the line. Thanks, my witless chums.
...I've had a finger. There is no 'if' in there.
Jim