Posted by Kilroy at useral12.netscapeonline.co.uk on May 19, 2001 at 17:16:06:
My friend works at a convenience store and I popped in to see him. So I was standing there, drinking a can of soda by the till, and a woman comes in for some smokes. The temptation to say: "Are you shore?" was SO intense, and I would have but for the look my friend shot me (he introduced me to Kevin's film when he rented Dogma), and I just stood there smiling like a cheesier cat. It was all I could do to stop my self from keeling over with laughter till after the woman left, then my mate and me were unable to speak for five minuets! Man it was wired.