Posted by Torgo at spider-wk061.proxy.aol.com on May 15, 2001 at 21:02:01:
In Reply to: New Board? Fuck ALL this shit! posted by The Duke of Fluke on May 15, 2001 at 18:28:06:
I agree that Kevin Smith has become mad with power due to his fame. As we all know, he lights his cigars with hundred dollar bills, as well as uses sixty-year-old vintage wine to water his Chia pet, and said Chia pet is made of solid gold.
I think Kevin Smith's (or as he demands his underlings call him "Sir Kevin, Duke of Whitehead"'s) change to extreme celebrity haughtiness, is whe he had a guest shot on "Law & Order". Rubbing elbows with Men such as Jerry Orbach and Sam Waterson must have given him a taste of what could be done with fame, and he ran with it. You'll remember that two months later he bought the Baltimore Oriels and forced all the players to wear a mask that displayed his visage. He even went as far as to copyright the moon. Anytime a book or article was ritten or spoke of about the moon, royalties that were somewhere near the hundreds of thousands were to be paid to his royal Smithness (another self appointed nom de plume). And to display a picture of the moon cost even more. It all came to a head in September of 2000 when Kevin Smith blew up the moon with a giant missle.
I applaud you Duke of Fluke, for revealing Kevin for the tyrant he is. Good show.