Posted by WCityMike at 24-148-69-225.na.21stcentury.net on May 11, 2001 at 21:19:16:
Will Farrell: We may very well be dealing with the two most
dangerous men on the planet.
Jay: Ladies, ladies, ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizz-ouse!
Jason Lee: Would you like a chocolate-colored pretzel?
Shannon Elizabeth: There's something you don't see every day!
George Carlin: Yeah!
Paul Dini: One rectal breach, coming up!
Seann Scott: Watch the language, little boy. There's females present.
Jay: Yo! Lunchbox! Hurry up!
** Ali Larter: Shut the fuck up before I shoot you where you stain your
pansy-red booties.
Eliza Dushku: Stealing, boning, blowing shit up ...
James Van Der Beek: Wait a minute. Who are you guys?
Jay: I am the master of the clit.
Jon Stewart: And we do want to say to people at home, uh, the clit is
not something to be played with.
Will Ferrell: Freeze, you terrorist sons of bitches!
Steve Kmetko: Is Hollywood ready for Jay and Silent Bob?
Joey Lauren Adams: That'd never work as a movie.
** Jay: Affleck, you know Bob is fatter, yo?
Tracey Morgan: I don't know what the fuck you just said, little kid!
Jeff Anderson: If you were funnier than that, ABC would've never
cancelled us.
Chris Rock: Okay, Fucky?
Jason Lee: Uh, it's Banky.
Chris Rock: No, it is *Fucky.*
Jay: Does it say who's fucking playing us in the movie?
Ben Affleck: No, but it's Miramax, so I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and
Matt Damon. You know, they put them in a *bunch* of movies.
Shannon Doherty: Cut!
Chris Rock: I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody!