Posted by Jennifer_ann_7 at 1cust210.tnt3.baltimore.md.da.uu.net on April 13, 2001 at 12:41:29:
In Reply to: the whole thing, and I'm on painkillers so... posted by thebiggerboat on April 13, 2001 at 05:40:38:
Mmmmmmmmmmmwah!
You rule.
:)
Jennifer
: ...the punctuation and spelling may be a little rough, but the dialogue is word for word.
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: FROM THE ENTRY INTO THE ELEVATOR:
: Brodie: Jesus Christ! What the hell gives with the cover-boy?
: Rene: None of your business, but he'll kick your ass if he knows what you pulled
: B: Are you insane? The guy looks like a date rapist! Is that my jacket?
: R: Start the elevator.
: B: Not until you tell me the situation with you and the Sperminator! How long's this been going on?
: R: Since I mustered the good sense to send you packing. He's a much more suitable companion than you anyday.
: B: Are you NUTS? The guy's pure testosterone. He's a walking hard-on just looking for a hole.
: R: I'm in need of testosterone after a year of baby-sitting you and your comic book collection. I forgot what real men were like.
: B: I can't BELIEVE you have the nerve to come to MY MALL and pick up guys!
: R: Oh, no ,no, no...Shannon did the picking up. He's already taken me to lunch at the Cheese Haus, purchased tickets for the opera tonight, and brought me to stores I wanna shop in!
: B: I took you shopping all the time! *Sorry, but I love that delivery!!!*
: R: You took me where YOU went shopping you Jerk! Do you think I care what rat-hole store in that shit-pit you call the Dirt Mall has the latest Godzilla Bootlegs?
: Do you call eating Pizza in the same dive Pizzeria every night eating out?
: And do I give a shit what two major comic labels are crossing over characters, selling two editions of the book in varied-ink chromium covers???
: I'M A GIRL DAMNIT!!!
: I wanna do girly things like fix up someones hair and get phone calls expressing romantic sentiments!
: B: I call you all the time!
: R: "Rene, my mom's asleep. Come over." You call that romantic?
: When was the last time you pulled out my chair, or, or, told me I was beautiful?
: B: And this guy does all this in the span of a day?
: R: This guy already introduced me to his mother!
: B: Really?
: R: He was up and at work by 9:00 this morning, unlike my ex-boyfriend who would sleep until 1:00 because all he did was play Sega and watch videos all night long...which by the way has an enormous effect on your libido...
: B: Oh, now you attack my libido?
: R: There's no libido to attack!
: B: "No libido to attack???"
: cue tunes...
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: ...overly medicated...
: '...it's only an island if you're looking at life from the water...'
: : If anyone who has the DVD can hook me up, I'd really apreciate it. I'm doing an audition with the "I'm a girl dammit!" scene, but, unfortunately, my stash order hasn't arrived in full yet and I dont have the DVD. So, if anyone has time to turn on their subtitles (some of it is hard to understand) and transcribe it for me, that would be great.
: : Thanks to anyone that can help! I'll post if someone sends it to me so that people don't waste their time.
: : Thanks again!
: : Jennifer
: : jennifer_ann7@hotmail.com