MY problems with Brian Lynch


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Posted by BrianLynch at cc707040-b.etntwn1.nj.home.com on April 17, 2001 at 15:31:59:

In Reply to: My problems with Brian Lynch... posted by PHREAK on April 17, 2001 at 14:24:40:

: 1. His immature humour. This on its own is not something I object to but when he uses it to tread on other people it really gets to me. He simply posts needless insults in reply to other people and his few stand-alone posts (just read the one below this) are just not funny and are taking up space for no reason.

I know, right? I'm totally un-mature and have a nosefull of boogers. I'm taking space away from really useful info, like the fact that Kevin wears a cool coat that some people would like and that clouds suck because they're not shaped like Jay.

: 2. He uses and abuses the fact that he has his name in red to act superior to others but in fact he does fuck-all and has never ostensibly done anything to help View Askew. When people ask him what he does he dodges the question, so he is blatantly something unimportant like the office paperclip sorter.

Beautiful, I insulted people way before my name was in red. Who cares that my "name" is in "red", anyway? Didn't ask for it to be, and if anyone is impressed with the fact that it is, it's their problem, not mine. Truth be told, I'd much prefer a nice pinkish-mauve tint, so it resembles your Mom's buhgina. BANG! FART! BOOGERS!

For the record, I'm associated with View Askew because I did Craft Service on CHASING AMY, wrote and directed BIG HELIUM DOG, which VA produced and Kevin and Scott and Vin were in, and I'm friends with the gang. I don't work for VA currently, as I'm writing for Warner Brothers and other companies (check out their web boards, I'm the dude in red who makes fun of people there).

But don't belittle the role of the office paperclip sorter. How else are the paperclips gonna get sorted, huh? In the office? Are you gonna do it?

: I hate him

Don't read my posts. I don't, and I have absolutely no problem with me.


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