Posted by BrianLynch at cc707040-b.etntwn1.nj.home.com on April 17, 2001 at 12:18:47:
In Reply to: THE BRIAN LYNCH QUIZ posted by Milkman Dan on April 17, 2001 at 05:17:06:
: 1. How many times a day does Brian Lynch check VARIETY for any mention of his name, or similar sounding names?
Every twenty minutes. I know the newspaper comes out daily, and I really only have to check it once a day, but who's to say they won't update it with a story about me when I don't expect it (I am Brian Lynch, by the way, they might very well do that). Do you know Brian Lynch rhymes with Fryin' Cinch? Bet you didn't.
: 2. How many Brian Lynch films have been made and are available to view by people who are not Brian Lynch?
None! Oh, none at all! That one was easy, whew! But I'll check Variety 19 minutes from now and see if any have come out.
: 3. Brian Lynch was beaten up by skinheads. Did you know this?
See, this one's a trick question, I AM Brian Lynch so I know this very well. Again, these are getting easier and easier.
: 4. Is Brian Lynch's obsession with childlike humor and movies just an excuse to spend as much time around children as possible? The sick bastard.
No, it's not. I'm just immature. And, you don't have to be a very good writer to write for kid's movies, as kids don't care if you spell things right or if there's a "theme" or "character development".
How'd I do?