Posted by Harry Manback at wlst-01-33.dialup.netins.net on April 17, 2001 at 08:26:50:
In Reply to: Re: The Woodside 9.... posted by biggybg98 on April 16, 2001 at 18:03:31:
: Harry...YOU are a reader of this board. That is correct. But other than that you are nothing but a piece of shit that constantly searches the net for kiddy porn to spank it too. This is a fact. Do not question that. On the topic of "BASTAD." I was trying to refer to a line in "mall rats."The best way to that was to take away the "R." I'm sure you won't believe me but like I said "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" Now unlike the many other jizz licking "bastads" like yourself on this message board, I am not keeping to the status quo. Instead of asking about lines in movies, or talking about how Joey Ramone is dead, I am trying to do something productive. I am trying to help somebody out with my ideas. Har...I can call you Har right?...IM sure i can...stop with those moronic fuckin bullshit quotes of yours at the end of your emails. They are not clever. Finally I'm so sorry that "Go fuckyerself" wasn't a good enough comeback. So here it is...PLEASE SHOVE A RUSTED, AIDS INFESTED PIPE UP YOUR ASS...A little to harsh....yeah but "Who the fuck are you?"
: So now you have gotten me off my topic....so Mr. Smith understand that this message board has made my day...For at first I wanted to speak to you but I have a new mission to make Har here feel like shit....So har please...I am begging you...respond to this letter....So I can rip you a new asshole.
: I like cheese.
: : : Harry...who the fuck are you? Is ur name Kevin? Jason? Do me a favor and go fuckyerself you dumb bastad.
: : Who the fuck am I? Um. A reader of this board, and if you post here, you can expect a response or two. A tip for you: "Go fuck yourself" is not generally accepted as a great comeback, argument or counterargument. Another: When calling someone a 'dumb bastard,' take the time to review your spelling. I'm sure it's just a typo and all, but it instantly diminishes your credibility.
: : Go conjure up an alter-ego that's not pathetically self-pitying, would you?
: : Thanks.
: : Harry
: : "The land where large, fuzzy dice still hang proudly, like testicles, from rearview mirrors."
Blah blah blah. I'm not going to trade junior high cheap shots with you. It's been too fucking long since junior high.
I'm just gonna say that if you're looking to do something productive, and you come to this webboard to do it, you are at least a little bit misguided. It's not a terribly productive place, unless you consider knowing a shitload of inane trivia about a few movies productive. No offense, of course, as my presence here is just as pointless as anyone's.
By the way, I do feel like shit, but it has nothing to do with you.
And about my moronic fuckin bullshit quotes - if you don't like 'em, don't waste your time reading them.
If ripping me a new asshole would make you feel good, and bring some twisted brand of happiness into your life, then by all means, proceed.
Well, I'm off in search of a rusted, AIDS-infested pipe. I hope you're pleased.
I sincerely hope this ends our correspondence. Take a parting shot if you must, but I'm through.
Harry
"Fuck smiley gladhands with hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses."
You really should listen to Tool, they are doing wonderful things in progressive rock.