Posted by captaincranium at pm3-6-38.traverse.net on April 04, 2001 at 23:17:21:
In Reply to: Re: Yeah...I once whanted to go to chollage too... posted by The Immortal Grimace on April 04, 2001 at 17:21:06:
...Shit you boys are posting. Thanks for the laughs.
-cranium
: No... if you were obsessive compulsive, you'd type your messages in Word... spellcheck them... grammer check... get up and wash your hands... make sure all of your doors were locked... wash your hands again... sit back at the computer... go double check to see if the lights in the bathroom are off... wash your hands again... check all the lights in the house/apartment/asylum... double check the locks... shudder at the thought of your unclean hands... dry them off after washing and scrubbing them till they bleed... change towels in the bathroom... make sure the towel is straight... sit at the computer... spell check again... check your finger nails for any dirt or debris... save the message in Word to protect against any power loss... did I mention that at some point in time you put your hands in plastic bags to prevent touching anything at your computer desk? It's just one of your little quirks... cut and paste the message onto the board... check for a response 2 minutes after it posts... copy the text and paste it in Word to spell check it again... reply to your own post 4 minutes after you posted... yell at the bastard who posted on an odd minute after you posted... Your posts are reserved for even postings only... Then you'd wash your hands again.
: See? So you're not even near having OCD. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go wash my hands. And spell check this bad boy. Are my doors unlocked?