Posted by DJ Andeee B. Demented at dial-010.pm35.nyc.akula.net on April 06, 2001 at 21:17:00:
Tom Green is one wacky dude. Anyone in Red that thinks this is funny can I get a "woop woop". Mad on topicness.
The goal is to make people enjoy themselves when they go to the movie theatre. That is the goal. We want smiling faces in the seats of the movie theatres. We want to make people smile and happy. We don't want to make people angry. Actually we do. We don't want to make anyone between the ages of 18 and 35 angry. We'd like to make 30% of people between the ages of 35 and 50 angry, and we'd like to make 75% of the people betweens the ages of 55 and 70 angry. And we'd like to make 100% of the people between the ages of 70 and 100 angry.
Anyone over 100 who goes to the movie probably won't leave the theatre. I'm not saying the goal is to kill people over 100. We're not trying to murder 100 year olds with the movie. If 100-year-old people die while watching Freddy Got Fingered I don't think that would be an accomplishment. I'd say that'd be a negative thing. I would just warn anybody in that age bracket, the 100 to 110 years old age bracket, to maybe consider going to another movie or maybe not going to a movie. I don't want to offend people between the ages of 100 and 110. It's just my opinion that people between 100 and 110 should not go to movies period. I don't want to offend those people. I just don't think they should go to movies. They could go down the hall, but not to movies. They could go to bed."