My verdict on "Heartbreakers" . . .

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Posted by Kris Hanson at on March 24, 2001 at 18:03:26:

I know you all don't really care what I think (probably), but I just thought I'd mention my thoughts on "Heartbreakers".

Not bad . . . not good . . . it was just harmless.

Jason Lee was an actual plus of the film (no ass-kissing intended) and he seemed to be just acting as Jason Lee.

Jennifer Love Hewitt, or as I like to call her, JLoHew, was actually pretty good in it, too. I have shifted my standpoint on her from "I can't stand her! I can't stand her! I can't . . . eh, I forgot what I was saying while staring at her chest" to "ahh, she's cute and just mildly unbearable . . . ahhh, chesty!"

Gene Hackman--he is a sure thing any time.

Ray Liotta--Overacted, but was bearable.

Sigourney Weaver--I'm scared of her and therefore I won't say she WAS the worst part about this movie, but you get what I'm implying, right? *cough*shewasn'tthatgood!*cough*

Sarah Silverman--no one probably knows who she is but me. She's cool as a supporting character and she's cute.

Kevin Smith--Did not make a cameo in this movie or have anything to do with it, but I thought I'd make your blood pressure spike.

Okay, I'll leave this board be, now!

Have fun and be safe . . . and watch my back for any Sigourney sneak attacks.


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