Posted by Miracleman at fw1.nesusa.com on March 28, 2001 at 18:15:05:
Okay, I may be takin' a chance here, but I'm assuming most of you have read an online version of Kev's Superman Lives script. I'm reading it now, and it suddenly struck me as exceptionally funny...
"BRAINIAC
The forced eclipse that darkens the skies
is what keeps us hidden. The menace above
cannot detect your world, and will slowly
pass through your galaxy within days.
Once they have moved on, I will end the
eclipse, and bring back the sun."
Just like the old gag about the jungle explorer trying to psyche out the cannibals by taking credit for a convenient eclipse. "Worship me and I shall bring back the sun!"
What next? Brainiac pulls out a Bic? "Look, I can make fire!!"
Citizens of Metropolis: "Ooooooohhhhh."
Anyway...Back to work, I guess.
--Miracleman