Posted by Scott Bay-Yo at owl.lipscomb.edu on March 20, 2001 at 21:02:24:
Since J&SBSB is going to be a big summer blockbuster just like Batman and Terminator 2(optimism or sarcasm, you decide), I think you should go all out with the marketing of this movie. Completely sell out, but just see to it that you get as much creative control as you can. Like a Kevin Smith Lifetime Intimate Portrait or an E! true Hollywood story (or would it be an E! true Redbank story?) Then you get the guys distributing the movie and the dudes at the network to foot the bill for you and Jay to make a cheap ass documentary about your own bad selves. And you can then tack it onto the end of J&SBSB special release Dvd, which you send a free copy of to me, the only View Askew fan in Business School.
But seriously, don't get so caught up in all the closet cases who want to suck your dick on these message boards that you don't get all those people who still think that show with Urkel is funny to see your movie. Then there will be no fat paycheck for J&SBSB, and that could mean you'd end up in the back of some warehouse directing "Big Black Cocks with Pearly White Come", which I would watch, just not in the same way as you other films.
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