Posted by The Fucking Buzz! at 66-42-121-101.lsan.dial.netzero.com on March 20, 2001 at 01:21:31:
Hey what's up man? If you're still hanging around here, I just wanna tell you that I think you are the coolest motherfrucker who ever lived (other cool fruckers include: Vince Vaughn (so money), Gregory Peck (old skool cool), and Jeremy London (kidding)) Back to you now... umm .. This is a girl by the way and I absolutely adore Almost Famous and your performance and those tight pants made your ass look very good... Anyway, I bought Allmost Famous on Tuesday and I've seen it like 9 times since then. You know I even saw Kissing A Fool and thought it was good because of you. You are just SO cool! Ok. I'm gonna go to sleep now. See ya.
Oh, and remember, “Oz never did give nothin’ to the Tin Man he didn’t already have.”
Buh-bye.