Posted by carlo marx at dtima-1-24-129-220-35.jacksonville.net on March 19, 2001 at 12:52:55:
In Reply to: No, but he's sending us ALL free tickets! posted by Isis on March 19, 2001 at 12:42:06:
: All you have to do is provide some hair, skin scrapings or toenail clippings (enough to perform a few DNA experiments, so be generous) and a self-addressed envelope along with a note saying "Kevin, I'm a FAN!" to the following address:
: One Born Every Minute
: Red Bank, NJ 90210
: And you will receive your two complimentary tickets to the movie. Because as Smitty has always said, it's not the money that interests him, but the *prestige* of the *artistry* and the vast depths of meaning contained therein. In other words, he'd like to buy the world a Coke.
okay, one second. that's: "one...born...every..." (i'm writing this down)
: -- Isis
: This is entirely untrue. No one do this or I kill you.
you know, there *was* something about the zip code that seemed suspect,
now that i think about it.
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