Posted by PeteDude at smfcache1.o1.com on March 19, 2001 at 01:24:02:
In Reply to: you funny, i likes you! my pants are on fire! nt posted by bentMYwookie on March 18, 2001 at 17:07:36:
: : : : Well?
: : : My dad was always very sarcastic. He would insult me, in a playful way, and I'd see how his cutting sense of humor would endear him to his coworkers, loved ones, hell, even people at the hardware store. I adapted his style, (hopefully) improved it a bit, and watched Letterman, Bill Murray and Chris Elliot for guidance.
: : : My large penis is also because of him, I'd guess. Never seen his, at least not that I can remember, but someone's responsible so what the hell, let's just assume it was him and give him mad props.
: : : My hair, well, I like sideburns. Most do, my parents really don't, but I like them quite a bit. I recently have acquired a bald spot as well, not too big, but enough to make me sad. Perhaps some rogaine will help this, I fear it has been brought on by work-related stress.
: : : I am quite tall, thanks, I think, in part to my mother's side. Her dad was quite tall, but much more physically fit. I am not so much, as my job consists of writing at a desk more than twelve hours a day.
: : : My skin? Lancome cream.
: : : I'm left handed. But since the accident my left thumb has been numbed and I can't write or draw as well as I used to. Don't feel so bad, it's getting better.
: : : I hope this helps.
: : Well Brian...it looks like all things are not so bad. You have the best sense of humor. I have always had a great one of those...I too got that from my father. The best gift that you can have.
: : You have a large penis....well hell that is a fantastic gift....I and am sure all other women as well love a large penis. Don't worry about the bald spot....it happens. But at least you have a large penis. =)
: : Left handers are very cool. Lefties do it right. Hope your thumb gets better soon, but if not, at least you have a large penis.
: : Being tall is cool. My brother and I are both quite tall as well. Sitting at a desk all day working is not so fun, I do it too. But at least you still have your large penis.
: : So see, as bad as you think that things are, at least you have a large penis.
: : Keep Smiling,
: : *J*