Posted by Breckiono at spider-to065.proxy.aol.com on February 28, 2001 at 00:51:32:
In Reply to: Upset? Hardly. posted by Darth Dobbin on February 27, 2001 at 23:26:17:
: : Getting back into the swing of things, learning to swing the hammer again, what better way than saying something to upset Dobbin?
: You flatter yourself. Seriously- you have but one mode: Pit-bull style, foaming mouth attack. Why would I be upset? Do I get mad at the sun for being bright? Or shit for being stinky? It is their nature. As is yours.
: You are bright, but stinky.
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: : : I figured out whose writing styles you have co-opted:::
: : Co-opted? Unlike Dirk Diggler,I'm 100%Natural.
: Mick- Dirk Diggler can't have a propensity for being natural or not,he's a fictional character. I bet that line blurs for you a lot.
: : ::- It is a delightful blend of David Berkowitz, around his "Hello from the gutters of NYC" period,:::
: : So,your a big Fan of the Son of Sam?Enough to be able to quote him,apparently. Alllrighty then.
: I'm actually kind of a serial killer buff, of sorts. Nothing untoward about it, I think. I don't mean to sound like I'm so impressed with myself (BUSTER-Leave it alone. It's way too easy.) but when I was a kid, I had a sort of abnormal reading level. I read Bugliosi's HELTER SKELTER in 3rd grade. I was "advanced" enough to understand the book, but still emotionally a third grader. (BUSTER- Again, too easy.) So it threw me for a loop. I was so freaked out by the notion of people who would come into your house to kill you *for no reason* that I became a sponge for any book about criminal pathology, specifically pattern killers. Kind of in the same way that a kid who is afraid of movie monsters might become an expert on them, and have models and such. Knowing as much as you can about something that scares you is a sort of coping mechanism, I think. It affords some measure of imagined control.
: Anyhow, I bring this up because it establishes my background-- And I have to tell you, your particular spelling errors and grammer oddities are errily similar to Berkowitz's writing. I know this is a messageboard, and thus not held up to stringent spelling scrutiny, and my fingers are often pretty clumsy too..But your oddly consistent captializations of things that should not be capitalized, your missing apostrophes, and word spacing peculiarities would send up red flags at the FBI profiling offices.
I don't have to be in the FBI to know that you're the one coming off like a nut here, Darth.
As it happens, I am in the FBI, and I think you're a complete douche bag.
Welcome back.