Posted by Beavis at maxtnt03-sdf-213.fast.net on February 18, 2001 at 07:16:31:
In Reply to: Need help....Chasing Amy Banky Drawing(Mosier's?) posted by Bruce The Shark on February 18, 2001 at 06:58:23:
: Anyone have a scan of that map that 'Banky' drew with Santa, et al?
: Or the exact dialogue?
: Need to help someone out.
: :)
I have the exact dialogue!
HOLDEN:
What are you doing?
BANKY:
Just bear with me here, alright? I wanna put you through this little exercise. Now see this? This is a four-way road. Ok? And dead in the center is a crisp new $100.00 bill. Now at the end of each of these streets are 4 people, ok, you following?
HOLDEN:
Yeah.
BANKY:
Good. Over here we have a male affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dike. Over here we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the $100.00 bill first?
HOLDEN:
What is this supposed to prove?
BANKY:
No, I'm serious, this is a serious exercise, it's like an S.A.T. question. Which one is going to get to the $100.00 bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man hating dike, Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny?
HOLDEN:
The man hating dike.
BANKY:
Good. Why?
HOLDEN:
I don't know.
BANKY:
Because the other 3 are figments of your fucking imagination!
.....Hope this helps with whatever you need it for