Posted by dynomint at 204.126.8.253 on February 09, 2001 at 12:17:53:
In Reply to: Robot is dead (Robot's last ever post) posted by robot on February 09, 2001 at 11:44:02:
how all of his ' and , are messed up....
thats b/c he had to write his farewell speech using Word so he could SPELL CHECK, then he pasted it into the board
Bahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah! busted
: Dear all,
: Robot is switching off to leave you to your Askew ways. And after today you can all post without the fear that I will strike with a vicious attack, and resume to your boring debates on whether or not Holden knows how to cook or if Dante ever thinks about Beef jerky and other pointless discussions that satisfy the tiny brains of the occupants of this dreary board.
: Although I have had a very amusing time reading your feeble responses, the seriousness of which they were written truly scares and confuses me. It scares me that you people who worship these films, films renowned for their Toilet Humour, can be so humourless and sincerely angered by my childish attacks. And your need to dissect and strip bear every aspect of these films is confusing. I really can¡¦t understand why anyone who is happy with their life would feel the need to spend so much time doing such a pointless exercise. I¡¦ve said it before and I¡¦ll say it again¡Kthey¡¦re fucking film characters. And wrapping your self with this useless knowledge, trying so hard to become a part of something you will never touch but only see, isn¡¦t going to help you get laid or help you in life. How could I go without a special message to Douglas Fir, the guy who started it all?
: I couldn¡¦t.
: Paul, you tried to execute me for mocking you and a little bit of name calling, well, fuck you, you uptight prick! It was a joke. And your claim you¡¦re not obsessed. Well let¡¦s look at the evidence:
: „h You constantly wait at the computer to add your views or to answer questions 24 hours a day
: „h You try conquer the www with a web page about the time you met Kevin Smith
: „h You constantly mention that ¡¥trip¡¦ you took to the USA and squeeze it into every post you can
: „h In every photo on your site you seem to be sporting different View Askew attire as if just living and breathing isn¡¦t enough, you have to wear view askew.
: „h You actually look forward to getting home and consulting what ever other View Askew merchandise you have at home should a particularly hairy question arise in the day
: Paul, my friend, you are obsessed. And your denial makes you appear uptight. Seek help. It¡¦s a shame that it had to end like this, we could have been friends. You shouldn¡¦t of turned your back on the dark side. And I¡¦m sorry if you found my email offensive, seeing as you¡¦re a Kevin Smith fan, I thought you might find that type of thing funny. Save it on your files and when you learn to loosen up have another look¡Kyou never know, it may raise a smile.
: And so it is, that I must go.
: I have wrote many posts and even got people who don¡¦t usually write, to write. I made one or two friends. I made tons of enemies. So what have I learnt?
: I¡¦ve learnt this:
: I still have the ability to make myself laugh and that¡¦s all I need. Well, that and a bunch of seriously sad humourless dick brained half wits.
: So long
: Robot is dead.