Posted by The Marksman at wcs2-cbus.nipr.mil on February 05, 2001 at 17:44:50:
So I'm hangin out in the front courtyard of the Clearview with the last two dozen or so V2K diehards who stayed for the WHOLE FUCKING SHOW, and out of the corner of my eye, I see something VERY STRANGE whiz past us on the sidewalk: Two teenage sized figures, both dressed in snow gear from head to toe, one pushing the other in a wheelchair AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE down White Street. Remember, I'm dressed in a fuckin MONKEY SUIT from head to toe, and hadn't slept in about 37 hours, so naturally I shrug it off and continue my conversation.
Ten minutes later, we're on White Street walking towards our car. A dark VW Jetta whizzes past us and grinds to a halt at the stop sign for Broad Street about 30 yards ahead. At the same time, the two kids come barreling down the Broad Street sidewalk and slam into a fire hydrant (or something). The kid in the wheelchair goes FLYING and lands IN THE STREET right smack in front of the Jetta just as it was stopping at the corner. He is now seizing and spazzing on the ground like Flava Flav in "911 Is A Joke", while the other kid is SCREAMING into the window of the Jetta: "TIMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!! YOU KILLED TIMMY YOU FUCK!!!"
I have honestly never laughed so hard in my life. I was literally rolling around in the middle of White Street crying and laughing at the same time. Rug Muncher had to pull me out of the street to keep me from getting run over...
Did anyone else see this?
Wasn't the 'Timmy' line from a movie or somethin?
-Len