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: : : : Ok, sorry 'bout the cheezy ass subject title but here's the situation... : : Cheezy ass subject title? Try BRILLIANT ASS subject title. : : : : My name is Jerry I work down here in Florida at one of those major : : Theme Parks, found here every 30 feet. If it's not a trailer park it's a : : Theme Park! : : It's not trailer park, it's a theme park! What? Who's on first? Go to : : the am-inations department at your trailer, oops! I mean THEME park and : : find the door marked "comedy". Deposit this little nugget. Soon you'll be : : seeing your fantastic jibe quoted by David Spade's brother in the straight : : to video EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE II. Congrats! : : :I work as one of those fuzzy little creatures that sign autographs, take : : pictures and listen to parents of the third world say, "Pleaz fo Da baby!" : : as they push their 16 year old daughters at us hoping we will marry them so : : the whole family could get citizenship! : : Wow! So you passed the Disney scan-tron "are you racist" entrance test. : : Bravo! On a serious note, I hate those imigrants. : : :You think I'm joking? : : Oh dear yes. And let me tell you, comedy doesn't get much more cutting : : edge! If I had a daughter I'd want you to marry her too, but not for da : : baby, no sir, because I want the until-now unearthed third Smothers Brother : : to be my son-in-law. : : :I wish I was! Hal the girls they are pushing should have been taken off : : the market and put out to pasture at the age of 10!!! : : Too true. All girls should have been taken off the market when they were : : 10, but especially those stinkin' foriegners. I mean, what's with them? : : Tryin' to find a son in law in one of them theme parks. Have they no : : shame? I mean, I guess not, as they take all our jobs and can't even say : : things correct-like. : : : : But anyway to my point! Here at Disney we have this guy, Mike. Mike : : puts out a newsletter. : : Duh, like you have to tell us what Mike does. We all know Mike very well, : : thank you. His newsletter is quoted daily at the View Askew trailer, : : WHOOPS, I mean theme park. : : :In that newsletter he puts in trivia Q and A's for us to win some cool : : stuff! The prize this time is fourty dollars worth of Movie tickets and : : consecssions. Now there was a tie for first between myself and these other : : two guys. As the TIE BREAKER we have to perform three tasks. They are: : : If one of these tasks is putting a smile on this forty-two year old's face, : : you sir, have more than won. : : : : 1-Kevin Smith has a website at www.viewaskew.com. On the site, he : : : : has a posting board. Your job is to post an intelligent question or : : : : comment on the message board and see if you can get him to respond.\ : : I'm not Kevin, but I already placed a call. Sure he was busy directing his : : movie, but once I told him it was for Mike's newsletter, wild horses : : couldn't keep him away. : : : : 2-Write to a local celebrity (news anchor, athlete, other television : : : : personality, etc.) and get a response in some shape or form. Forward : : : : the repsonse back to me. : : Dude, you dress up like Goofy, you can't get more famous than that. Get : : your mind off those wet backs that can't even speak correctly and use your : : head. Garsh! : : : : 3-Who is the Scorpion King (real name and stage name) and give me a : : : : date of birth. : : Morrison, Jim Morrison. He is the scorpian king and he can do anything. : : By the way, who dresses up as the Scorpian King Jim Morrison at the Disney : : trailer BOING! I mean theme parks anyway. Is it Mike? : : : : So, If at all possible if you could respond to this Post so I can : : complete the first task? I know, this is a lot of crap to go through to : : get a couple of movie tickets and some free food, but hey when ticket : : prices are near 10 bucks it's worth the little time and effort to ask, right? : : It's too bad one of the herculean tasks isn't to take one of them : : trunk-dwelling immigrants as your bride. Then you'd have all your problems : : solved. Except for the extra-chromosome thing, that you're gonna have to : : live with. : : : : And while I'm here... if you ever need a fuzzy ass character to get : : beat up in one of your movies... I'm here with lots of experience! lol : : I believe Bryan Johnson has a fuzzy enough ass for Kevin. If any fuzzy ass : : character's gonna get his ass kicked, it'll be him. Ah doy. : : And I gotta ask, did this really make you LOL? I mean, typing that : : sentence really made you laugh out loud? You're a jolly fella, you are. ;) : : And yes, I really did wink at the computer as I typed that sentence. I'm : : that crazy. Do you think I can have a job at the trailer DIGGETY-DANK I : : mean theme park? : : : : Thanks for your time, : : Thank you for your RHYME! LOL : : : : Jerry Witman : : : : Chwbcc@cfl.rr.com : : Brian Michael Lynch : : devarona@hotmail.com

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