Posted by Ace Card at 148.4.21.195 on January 16, 2001 at 16:55:32:
In Reply to: Imagine the symbols.... posted by darrenistheman on January 16, 2001 at 11:58:23:
"If Jesus was killed in the electric chair/then dig it/we'd be kneeling to the electric chair/with Jesus still in it/If he'd been shot in the head with no respect/we'd all have little gold guns around our neck"
Knowledge fo' da people,
Ace Card
: : If God is Love then surely Jesus would want to be your buddy and it promotes a nicer image than a guy on a cross.
: : Besides if Jesus does come back down to Earth do you think he's gonna want to see another sodding cross!?
: : Christians should wear fish round their necks instead. (Not real ones obviously, that would smell. And be quite odd).
: Imagine if Christ was hung? Would Christians wear Nooses? And what would Catholics do for the Sign of the Cross thingie they do? Make a "finish him" type wave across the neck? Maybe stick their tongues out a little and cross their eyes? Yikes. The possibilities are fun fun fun.