Posted by Charlton Heston at 209.248.26.6 on January 02, 2001 at 12:01:31:
Or perhaps a mutant.
Let's take a look at the evidence:
1. SB uses Jedi mind trick in Mallrats. I mean let's face it; there is no way that tape could have fallen up and the way SB was hanging it would have had to fall upwards in order for him to catch it. Beside the fact that he turned his mom's vibrator into a CD player, using nothing but chicken wire and some other shit, in the eighth grade mind you.
2. He threw bartelby off the train. I mean the guys is/was an angel and it would be safe to say he is much stronger than your average mortal, and SB handled him with relative ease.
3. Bart calls SB "Schuller Bob" (now before all you purists jump down my throat; I know that Affleck adlibed this line) but with in the realm of the flic it shows that Bart and SB have a past.
Anyway....just a theory....